Wacked Out Obsessions Run My Life
Michael Fassbender, X-Men, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Michael Fassbender, Ben Folds, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Marvel, Michael Fassbender, Hannibal, Doctor Who, Michael Fassbender, Cherik/McFassy, Michael Fassbender Michael Fassbender, Tom Hiddleston, Sherlock, Michael Fassbender Michael Fassbender...yeah, I'm one of them. However, at the end of the day, my heart will forever belong to Harrison Ford and blog will forever be Cherik. <3

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......

pulsative:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

Monday, September 1, 2014

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

"And so he forgot, he forgot
Maybe not
Maybe he’s been seriously hurt
Would that be worse?"
"Annie Waits" Ben Folds (via you-forgot-me-when-we-met)

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

amarriageoftrueminds:

imagine Charles and Erik recruiting a new mutant and them being all like, 'woah you're a telepath!? cool man! well feel free to rummage around in my head, I won't stop ya - gotta be true to your mutant self, right??'

And Charles being really touched by this and going 'really? gosh… you know, you're the only person who’s ever said that to me!’

-and Erik and Raven just freeze. 

⊙‿⊙✿

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

balancewiththislife:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN
 
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